A number of Russian oligarchs who would possibly oppose Putin have been dying from unlikely accidents not too long ago, which led my brother to surprise how the subsequent one will go. These have been his bets:
Gored to loss of life by escaped rhinoceros
Working with scissors
Did not look each methods, hit by rushing dirigible
Choked on his personal elbow
Tragic potato-peeling accident
Held in a sneeze, head exploded
Spontaneously combusted, bystanders shot him ten instances to place out the hearth
Washed down his Mentos with Eating regimen Coke
Whereas these are appropriately delicate, I disagreed, as a result of Putin’s goons will most likely wish to be extra sure. I feel they might mix a few of these, as follows:
Gored to loss of life by escaped rhinoceros whereas operating with scissors.
Hit by rushing dirigible whereas choking on elbow.
Spontaneously combusted whereas bandaging severed leg from potato peeling accident, shot by bystanders
Head exploded whereas holding in a sneeze after washing down Mentos with Eating regimen Coke
That final one doesn’t sound solely unlikely, although. And in case I didn’t point out it earlier than, this submit could also be characterised as snark, although if any of those truly occur I’ll take away that tag and deny it was ever there.
How do you suppose the subsequent Russian oligarchs will expire? Please add your supposition to the feedback.